Shhh… We’re Flying: Airlines Introduce Silent, Meditative Flights

In a bold move to capitalize on the wellness craze sweeping the nation, major airlines have introduced "Silent Flights"—where passengers are required to meditate for the entire journey. Pilots communicate telepathically, flight attendants have become "Aerial Zen Guides," and in-flight entertainment is reduced to a flickering candle. Explore this satirical take on how mindfulness is being taken to new heights, quite literally. The post Shhh… We’re Flying: Airlines Introduce Silent, Meditative Flights appeared first on The Takeoff Nap.

Jan 27, 2025 - 18:08
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Shhh… We’re Flying: Airlines Introduce Silent, Meditative Flights

In a bold move to capitalize on the wellness craze sweeping the nation, major airlines have introduced “Silent Flights”—where passengers are required to meditate for the entire journey. Pilots communicate telepathically, flight attendants have become “Aerial Zen Guides,” and in-flight entertainment is reduced to a flickering candle. Explore this satirical take on how mindfulness is being taken to new heights, quite literally.

The post Shhh… We’re Flying: Airlines Introduce Silent, Meditative Flights appeared first on The Takeoff Nap.